14 12 / 2015
The artist’s name is Chiara Bautista! She’s awesome and deserves the credit
I adore this.
(via apolloandthemoon)
16 11 / 2015
23 Emotions people feel, but can’t explain
- Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.
- Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
- Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.
- Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.
- Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.
- Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.
- Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.
- Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
- Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.
- Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
- Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.
- Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening
- Ellipsism: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.
- Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence.
- Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.
- Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.
- Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.
- Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.
- Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
- Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
- Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.
- Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.
- Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.
omg this is a goldmine <3
(via kiraia)
16 11 / 2015
16 11 / 2015
Work Stuff
Customer: Hello, can I have a delivery to 666 Far As Hell Address?
Me: I’m sorry, we can’t deliver that far on weekends, but we can on the weekda-
Customer: But you delivered here last weekend!
Me: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
05 11 / 2015
This is how I feel when I see my friends after the holidays.
30 9 / 2015
Can I just say…
JOSH DIDNT DESERVE THAT, I JUST WANT A WANT A DLC WHERE I GET TO FUCKING SAVE JOSH AND HES NOT A WENDIGO HOLY SHIT JOSH WAS THE NUMBER ONE CINNAMON ROLL AND YOU DID THIS TO ME
30 9 / 2015
- 1: oh sweet there's a save everyone ending how does josh get saved
- 1: *watches video*
- 1: well i guess i'll just go fuck myself then
09 8 / 2015
seans-infected-retinas-deactiva:
I didn’t know Jack was a professional hypnotist!
I don’t know what you’re talking abZZzzzzzzzz……
(via therealjacksepticeye)
09 8 / 2015
09 8 / 2015
